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portablemiah:

Cute nicknames for your girlfriend or boyfriend

  • N00b
  • King Henry VIII
  • Sad cow
  • Potato skins
  • 5 Gum
  • United States army
  • That one gay Teletubby

(via flashoflife)

pansysky:

spookytox:

reaill:

grimfemme:

I just wanted to eat breakfast ;(

welp now we know the distinction between the two

Have….have people…not eaten shredded wheat before? The regular sized ones?

You put it in a bowl and pour milk on it (with sugar + cinnamon if you’re not some lunatic fiber satan who just wants to eat wheat strings) and let it soak a bit before breaking it up and eating bite sized portions with your spoon.

DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW THIS?!

NONE OF US KNEW THAT

(via flashoflife)

fullten:

cognitivedissonance:

Tonight in Ferguson, Mo. Even CNN is calling out police brutality.

We are watching history unfold. Do not stand down. Spread the word.

No justice, no peace.

The sheer bravery of the protesters is astonishing 

(via kingcisphobia)

windcalling:

we’re here, we’re queer, we’re kinda tired and don’t really want to go to class

(via burningbridges-losingfaith)

coolben94:

Dear past self,

When u cut off ur hair mom wont be that mad and you dont have to run away.

From,
Ben (that’s you)

(via officialtrashghost)

cleromancy:

do my pets know what it means when i give them sweet kisses?? do they know that  i love them so much. i tell them everyday but do they know

(via officialtrashghost)

this is my favorite thing of all time

(via shutupandjustgimmesugar)

kagezukami:

share a coke with the indescribable, omnipresent feeling of dread in the pit of your stomach

(via dion-thesocialist)

scumbugg:

did I mention that I’m 7 months on t now??

(via nicoffeine)

beautiful-disaster-777:

No surprise dick pics

(via wickedmystery)

fcyeah:

ohthentic:

keyl0ck:

Paul Fusco, Castro Street Fair, 1980

ohthentic

XD

stay-strong-mydear:

deny—these—butterflies:

raquelegee:

awildhyzyappears:

kids books, reimagined for 20-somethings

are you there god? its me the crushing doubt that you exist

This is utterly genius

(via quintwinwinning)