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hotwinger:

What do you MEAN I’m too competitive?! I’m not competitive! In fact, I’m the LEAST competitive. You wanna race? You wanna fuckin race to see who’s the least competitive?! Let’s fuckin race!

(via clippedwingslearnedtofly)

braydaaan:

do you ever just realise you’re almost an adult and you have no money 

(via secretly-a-starship-ranger)

safaribrowser:

get your game on
drive safe

(via andrewfuckinggrayson)

crustified-again:

corgisandboobs:

thesuperjew:

The turtle cavalry is serious shit

"Onward, alligator steed!""I’m a crocodile.""Silence, water horse!"

The one in the back looks like it’s wearing a turtle for a hat

crustified-again:

corgisandboobs:

thesuperjew:

The turtle cavalry is serious shit

"Onward, alligator steed!"
"I’m a crocodile."
"Silence, water horse!"

The one in the back looks like it’s wearing a turtle for a hat

(via pizza)

girl-farts:

Less queer struggles more queer snuggles 

(via thekaje)

princess-mishaps-palace:

cooper has a valuable contribution to the abortion arguement 

princess-mishaps-palace:

cooper has a valuable contribution to the abortion arguement 

(via survivingtheplague)

"I want all of my lasts to be with you."

- Untitled (Phoebe Chapin)

(via swallowthe-sun)

heckstasy:

How to Have Sex:

  • spin around
  • S TOP
  • double take tHREE TIMES
  • 1
  • 2
  • PELVICC TTTHHRRUSUUSTT
  • WOOOOOO WOOOOO
  • stop on ur right foot DON TF OREGT IT
  • BRING IT ARROUUNNNDD TOWN BRING IT AROUNNNDDDD TOOOWWWWNNNNNN

(via flashoflife)

gigapoodle:

OH MY GOD I FOUND IT

KENNY

(via marywrestledabearonce)

yao-i:

Ring around the rosie

A pocket full of posies

Ashes, ashes

1/3 of the European population gets obliterated by the Black Death

(via wickedmystery)

angrygenderqueer:

REPEAT AFTER ME 

TRANSPHOBIC PEOPLE DO NOT DESERVE A POSITION OF INFLUENCE OR POWER IN THE LGBT COMMUNITY OR LGBT MEDIA 

TRANSPHOBIC PEOPLE DO NOT DESERVE A POSITION OF INFLUENCE OR POWER IN THE LGBT COMMUNITY OR LGBT MEDIA 

TRANSPHOBIC PEOPLE DO NOT DESERVE A POSITION OF INFLUENCE OR POWER IN THE LGBT COMMUNITY OR LGBT MEDIA 

(via adultgaywad)